Schlock & Roll

If a carnival Sideshow collided with Mythbusters and then set the Guinness World Records book on fire, out of the chaos would climb The Monsters Of Schlock! Science meets…insanity? Ye WANT to see this show…ye HAVE to see this show to believe it!

The good news: Our World Record smashing mates, Orbax & Pepper (aka The Monsters Of Schlock) are invading New Orleans for the first time!

The not-so-good-news: It’s the weekend before NOLA Pyrate Week starts.

SO…if yer local, you’re good – just get there. If you’re coming into town for a week or so, get there early and see their show, then join us for our annual gathering!

The Monsters Of Schlock will be part o’ the Southern Sideshow Hootenanny (Amazing All Stars and Living Legends Show) at Café Istanbul – Saturday, March 23, 2019 at 8:00pm. Tickets are $20 and up (two VIP levels) and available in advance HERE.

Café Istanbul is located in the New Orleans Healing Center at 2372 St Claude Ave, New Orleans, LA (corner of St. Roch Ave.) (MAP)

The Monsters of Schlock are the world’s most extreme two-man circus sideshow comedy magic extravaganza! Known across the globe as the brothers of bodily abuse, Orbax and Sweet Pepper Klopek have earned a reputation over the last decade as Canadian madmen. The 25 time Guinness World Record Breakers combine amazing feats and mind-blowing stunts with cheeky off the cuff slapstick for a show that can only be described as a “two man demolition derby”. You’ve seen entertainers risk their lives for a crowd, but the difference this daredevil duo bring is their own brand of irreverent comedy! The result? A show that will have you both screaming and laughing at the same time. Watch as they smack, staple and burn each other… both literally AND metaphorically. Comedy so funny… it hurts!

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